I think we need to become better strangers.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
We should make like your parents and split.
Can we still share a netflix account?
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I really like you. So does my wife.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
We're donion rings.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.