Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”