Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?