Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
We're donion rings.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.