It’s a beautiful Degas!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.