What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Can I be Candide with you?
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
French, French Revolution
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?