Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.