What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Can I be Candide with you?
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
French, French Revolution
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
French people give me the crepes.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.