What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
French, French Revolution
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
French people give me the crepes.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Can I be Candide with you?
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?