Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
French, French Revolution
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Can I be Candide with you?
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
