What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.