What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.