How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?