What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.