How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!