What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.