If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.