At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
I like you a latte.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Fall is a-maize-ing.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
