Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.