Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
I'm acorn-y person.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.