Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.