As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Don't even chai.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.