Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
I'm acorn-y person.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
I like you a latte.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
