The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Don't even chai.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
I like you a latte.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
I'm acorn-y person.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!