Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Don't even chai.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
I like you a latte.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
I'm acorn-y person.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!