It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
I like you a latte.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
I'm acorn-y person.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Don't even chai.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!