Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
I'm acorn-y person.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
I like you a latte.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Fall is a-maize-ing.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Don't even chai.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!