Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
I'm acorn-y person.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I like you a latte.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Don't even chai.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.