What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.