Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
What do you call friends with airpods in their ears
Earbuds.
his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.