I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....
you can hear the OSHA?
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
What do you call friends with airpods in their ears
Earbuds.
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
