Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.