“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
French people give me the crepes.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.