Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.