Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.