What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!