When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.