I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
