Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
French people give me the crepes.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
French, French Revolution
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
