So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.