With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.