The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.