I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
Nice pumpkins!
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
I wanna bob for your apples.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
