What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.