With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?