I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?