Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!