Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?