I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.