Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!