Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.