My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.