What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.