Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!