Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.