I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!