Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.