Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.