A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.