Honda is oldest car make in the world. It was mentioned in the bible!
"And the apostles were all in Accord"
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
What do cars have on toast.
Butter and traffic jam.
I have a question for people who take the bus...
Are you supposed to give it back?
How do you impregnate a submarine?
Fill it with seamen.
My race time today was much better than yesterday. I was in a whole different gear.
Why did the submarines feelings get hurt?
Because they keep calling it a dipship
The librarian's office was on the A level. I asked for a book about submarines.
She told me to look below C level.
Did you know there were cars in America before Christopher Columbus arrived?
The Cherokees.
I tried to make a wooden submarine.
It didn't go down so well.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
I was gonna make some car puns...
but I ran out of gas.
Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?
They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
Beep Repaired!
What is a car’s favourite movie character?
Aerial from The Little Mermaid.