Vehicle Puns

Jesus take the wheel! These car puns are too much to handle!

Vehicle Puns

Honda is oldest car make in the world. It was mentioned in the bible!
"And the apostles were all in Accord"
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
What do cars have on toast.

Butter and traffic jam.
I have a question for people who take the bus...
Are you supposed to give it back?
How do you impregnate a submarine?
Fill it with seamen.
My race time today was much better than yesterday. I was in a whole different gear.
Why did the submarines feelings get hurt?
Because they keep calling it a dipship
The librarian's office was on the A level. I asked for a book about submarines.
She told me to look below C level.
Did you know there were cars in America before Christopher Columbus arrived?

The Cherokees.
I tried to make a wooden submarine.
It didn't go down so well.
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
I was gonna make some car puns...
but I ran out of gas.
Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?
They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
Beep Repaired!
What is a car’s favourite movie character?

Aerial from The Little Mermaid.