Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
Why are cars so cheeky?
Because they are fuel of it.
What do you call a bus full of smart people?
A Scholarship
Why did the larger car go first?
It had the right of weigh.
Why couldn’t the submarine commander get to the surface after joining Reddit?
He couldn’t get any up-boats
How is the submarine doing at school?
It's below c-level
What’s the difference between a school bus driver and a winter cold? One knows all the stops, and the other stops the nose.
Bro, are you a submarine?
Because you're so gnar.
A man is wanted for stealing tires off of cop cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
What made the truck driver finally stop farting?
He ran out of gas.
Read a story about two people who stole cars driving into each other.
Must have been Bonnie and Collide
I’m trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike but he still can’t seem to do it.
I guess it must be sprocket science.
I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was about to put a third set on it, but the old bike didn’t work anymore. which is understandable. The bike was already retired.
What is a car’s favourite element?
Carbon.
Every morning when I leave home, a bike comes from somewhere and runs me over. It’s a vicious cycle.