Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
A drive bike shooting
If you ride your bike twice a day, is that recycling?
Why are cars so cheeky?
Because they are fuel of it.
What happened when the cargo ship full of books sank?
It caused a title wave!
What is a car’s favourite element?
Carbon.
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
It really took a dive...
What do you call a thriller movie involving cars?
Suspension movie.
I told my boyfriend I'd missed the bus.
He asked me what I was trying to hit it with.
It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
There was this bald guy at the bus
He seemed really lightheaded
When I asked the bus driver for directions, it was a 'bus stop' service!
My kid’s toy submarine was having trouble staying under water...
I hope this will not surface again
What superhero takes public transportation to get around? Bus Lightyear.
Where do bus drivers eat their lunches? In a traffic jam.
What did the girl say before making a big decision?
‘Do not pressure me.’
Why did the larger car go first?
It had the right of weigh.
What did the bus say to the frog? Hop on.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
I was selling my bike and an interested buyer asked what’s lowest I’d go.
"About 3 mph," I said, "otherwise I’d tip over."
What do you call a square that got into a car accident?
A rect-angle
What is a car’s preferred TV program?
The Driving Dead.
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
49. What does a child car play with?
Toy-otas.
Passenger: One ticket to New York, please.
Bus Driver: By way of Buffalo?
Passenger: No, by bus!
Why was the bus driver so confused? He was 'bus-t' in traffic!
I got arrested because I left my car at the bar and took the bus home.
It turned out I was in no condition to drive that either.
How does a car begin telling you bad news?
‘I hate to brake it to you…’
What title did the car have in the Navy?
Rear window Admiral.
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
Electric cars can't get exhausted...
...but they can get wheely tired.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
What happens when you run in front of a bus?
You get tired.
What happens when you run behind a bus?
You get exhausted.
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
What is the car dealership in Star Wars called?
The Mazda-lorian
My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
I got fired from my job as a submarine pilot.
I just don't get it. My performance reviews always said my work was sub-standard.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
Why can't buses make friends? Because they only pick up strangers!
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
What is a car’s favourite sport?
Soc-car.
A silent man walked into a bicycle shop...
He picked up a wheel and spoke.
I saw a documentary today about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage.
But I believe this sub's doing even better!
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself:
"This really takes me back".
Why did the bus driver eat a burger? He wanted to 'bus-t' his energy!
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.