It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!