What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.