Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!