Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.