Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.