Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'