Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.