The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.