Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!