I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.