I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!