If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
