When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.