Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.